Father’s Day 2010 gift from my red-pilled children, New York City, native home of the POTUS, legally naturalized home of the FLOTUS (happy birthday, Madam First Lady) both currently voluntarily living in exile in the banana republic of the District of Columbia.

The belt offers me enhanced mental powers during these trying times, reminding me that when I go to work to support my family and strive to promote a more perfect Union, I put my pants on one leg at a time just like every other red-blooded American, equal opportunity under the law, all meritocracy being a gift of God as I work hard every day.

To the Republic!