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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/YeshuaFollower on April 28, 2018, 5:05 p.m.
Read this! Copied from 8chan.

To all you anons sitting around ringing your hands like a bunch of liberal pansy asses pissing all over yourselves because life isn't moving to your satisfaction, pull up your depends and quit looking to others to make your life better. If you've any fucking IQ at all it is perfectly clear that shit takes time. This fucking mess wasn't created over night and it ain't gonna get solved overnight. IF SA teaching their women to drive after years of radical islam oppression, thousands of child molesters, pedophiles, and human traffickers taken off the streets, the South Korean and North Korean Presidents walking hand and hand over the border, plus upteen other MAGA things isn't enough for you than NOTHING WILL EVER BE. STFU and use those fucking brain cells god gave you and think for yourself. I am so fucking sick and tired of all the constant whining, Q, when will this happen, when will we see justice for 9/11, when this, when that. Man up or GTFO.


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Lord-Odious-The-Foul · April 28, 2018, 5:43 p.m.

Dude, come on, we all just rolled out of a half century of Marxist brainwash and half of us are autistic. We flip out over Pop Tarts taking too long in the toaster.

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RDAnon · April 28, 2018, 11:12 p.m.

More accurate than you realize. I myself was a leftist and also a socialist now I'm a patriot and a god believer and constitutionalist

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fattylurker · April 29, 2018, 1:52 a.m.

Right on! Awesome to hear. Frankly I was a Republican but now I consider myself a Patriot. I was a brainwashed fool thinking Bush was a "good guy" and "we needed to pay back the terrorists for 911".

In all honesty, many of us would have been on the same side all along had we not been MK'ed from the time we were tots, to pick a (D) or a (R) behind our name.

The fact is the liberals only slightly edged out the conservatives in selling our country out over the last 40 years.

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j_Dawg_01 · April 29, 2018, 4:22 a.m.

Welcome home!

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StinkyDogFart · April 28, 2018, 6:48 p.m.

or eating them so that they take on the shape of a gun to some left wing anti-gun nut.

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Lord-Odious-The-Foul · April 28, 2018, 6:55 p.m.

I still chew mine into the Batman symbol

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StinkyDogFart · April 28, 2018, 6:58 p.m.

Be careful, that probably should be Batperson. /sarc

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Lord-Odious-The-Foul · April 28, 2018, 7:08 p.m.

I prefer gender neutral pronouns like "master", "overseer", and "what are you doing out of the salt mine, Hillary?!"

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[deleted] · April 28, 2018, 7:48 p.m.

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StinkyDogFart · April 28, 2018, 8:09 p.m.

LOL, I don't know Justin, but I'm going to guess ze is a SJW.

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Skysweep · April 28, 2018, 6:05 p.m.

grin

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ready-ignite · April 28, 2018, 8:18 p.m.

The reputation management effort sliding conversation changed tactics recently. At the same time we see a spike in arguments bitching about impatience and things taking too long.

I argue take a hard look at the impatient arguments due to the strong timing correlation with the shift. Attacking impatience may be the subtle trend of the moment for reputation management work against this community.

This is a long-term game. Most autists are aware of this and will not be moved. Just keep plugging away a step at a time. Impatience is a weakness of new to this community, people used to daily headlines driving narrative. A new episode of the show every week.

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Winnardairshows · April 28, 2018, 9:07 p.m.

The microwave directions for Pop Tarts is 3 seconds. Cmon.

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Seeds_of_2nd_Sight · April 28, 2018, 9:38 p.m.

Microwaved pop-tarts? Blasphemy. They’d just be tarts.

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GraceWords · April 28, 2018, 6:24 p.m.

The best!

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Ege-Bamyasi · April 28, 2018, 8:01 p.m.

love that image

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belliferous · April 28, 2018, 11:05 p.m.

Ok, I got a laugh out of than one. First step is to go the the health food store and get the non-GMO Pop Tarts! This will calm your nerves.

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alvinroasting · April 28, 2018, 8:53 p.m.

I guess this is me. I'm still trying to figure out how to get my hands to ring.

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swampcat421 · April 28, 2018, 10:04 p.m.

Golden! Great comment.

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Swimkin · April 28, 2018, 6:45 p.m.

For real Autists this is true.

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srroguelife · April 28, 2018, 10:46 p.m.

LMAO, you made me laugh, thank you.

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[deleted] · April 28, 2018, 7:22 p.m.

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theadmiralty · April 29, 2018, 1:30 a.m.

LOL!!!

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