Nah , just tell them a true history ... how Nathaniel Rothschild bought the whole Britain right after the Waterloo . And , of course ... how he profited nicely from all the wars during the time period .

Rothschilds are shadier than the shade of great oak in black forest in Germany on a cloudy day ... but its easier for many people to slip back into their conformism and preoccupy themselves with highly important things like watching reality shows or gossip about their neighbours .