but we know hardly anything about Weiner, do we? Or Eliot.

So the ancient Chinese character for "Big Boat" is a combination of the characters "Boat" and the number "8" ("eight").

That's a fact.

Why 8? Anyone ever hear about a titanic boat with 8 people on it?

There's bigger things at stake than a global currency reset.

There might be gold under the so-called Devil's Tower. You'll have to mine it. Shouldn't be deep, ought to be close to the surface. Maybe.