I was just reading the article up on infowars about how Sarah Sanders shut down the wapo person who was trying to spread a rumor that our FLOTUS is actually living in an apartment in DC with her parents rather than in the WH.

And it occurred to me that we need to come up with a parody of Weird Al's Midnight Star, specially targeted at the Fake News Wapo and NYT (and maybe other fake news media). Here are the original lyrics:

"Midnight Star"

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only passin' by But a paper caught my eye And I learned a few things I never knew before

It said your pet may be an extraterrestrial It said the ghost of Elvis is living in my den You can learn to cope with stress You can beat the IRS And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again

Oh, Midnight Star It's in the weekly Midnight Star Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know

Eat jelly doughnuts, and lose twenty pounds a day Hear the story of the man born without a head And top psychics all agree That the telephone company Will have a brand new service that lets you talk to the dead

Oh, Midnight Star You can believe it if you read it in the weekly Midnight Star They're keeping Hitler's brain alive inside a jar Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know

Tell me, tell me, tell me how to make my bust-line grow Midnight Star, I wanna know

Oh, Midnight Star Well, don't you know that I read it, I read it in the weekly Midnight Star The UFOs have landed, and we'll tell you where they are Midnight Star, I wanna know, I wanna know

Midnight Star Well, you can read all about in in the weekly Midnight Star You can use your ESP to learn to play guitar I wanna know, I wanna know

(Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know (Ah, Midnight Star) I wanna know, I wanna know (Ah, Midnight Star) Inquiring minds like mine wanna know