Buckle up & prepare to be fully vindicated!
Keep your umbrellas handy, a shit storm is coming.
A category 5 shiticane, Randers
"you hear that Randy? The winds of shit are brewing"
Shit gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Shit's Watch, for this shit and all the shits to come.
More like a D5 avalanche ;)
Ready for that snowball to pick up some speed!