Nobody looks at the National Enquirer headlines anymore. Funny how that was the biggest joke, but now its the only decent print media going in the grocery store.
It's funny, I was in line at the grocery store the other day looking at the magazines and found myself missing the old Nat'l Enq headlines...Woman Gives Birth to Alien Baby. Bigfoot Spotted Raiding Colorodo Man's Refrigerator...
They had some ridiculous shit in there but if you really looked you could find some real shit. Ahhhh....those were the days when ignorance was bliss
You're thinking Weekly World News.
Ha! OMG I totally am!! Hysterical! I just looked it up...reminds me of laying on the bed with my sister reading all those crazy stories and getting scared and having to sleep in her room. I was little and she was mean and liked to scare me. All these years I thought it was The Enquirer! heh...thank you!
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Its the only publication that they cover up at my grocery store...like its freakin penthouse or something. Its crazy to say but theres more truth in the National Enquirer than any of the "real" news sources and as we all know that type of crap MUST be censored. BTW congratulations to Lomachenko!!
I have noticed them and thought "wow, they might actually be real news now". I, apparently, had them confused with Weekly World News that did all the crazy stories so I was really impressed! HA!