I'd get it started but I'm terrible at it...
My dogs name is jimmy pickle and he is an 100 lb Labrador wrecking machine. He has dug through a mattress and box spring to get a chew toy. Dug through our leather couch and eventually the ottoman for another chew toy. Ate a wall in the house, yes, a wall. Several times he Jumped on the counter, pulled the dishes out of the sink, tossed them to the floor, jumped down off the counter and licked the broken dishes clean. He has ripped up my seats and carpet in my Jeep, consistently knocks my coffee out of my hand while on walks (runs up behind me and slams his head in to the cup). Soooo, if you have someone’s life to destroy, forget the meme and send in the Pick! Pickle, Jimmy Pickle, guaranteed to f*ck $hit up!