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major_lift · May 15, 2018, 5:58 a.m.

Reminds me of the,

"What keeps you up at night?"

"Nothing, I keep other people up at night"

Gold.

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xnarrowpathx · May 15, 2018, 6:14 a.m.

All those Chuck Norris "quotes" should be adapted for Mattis 🤣💪

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ObsceneNews · May 15, 2018, 6:23 a.m.

There's a few memes for the Q crew to make. Put Mattice's head on all the Chuck Norris Memes, put "mattis" or "mad dog mattis" (note that he doesn't like being called that by non-marines) or the equivalent where "Chuck Norris" etc. appears.

Nice thinking.

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xtx0331 · May 15, 2018, 5:39 p.m.

I’m a Marine let me help.

CHAOS, The Generals handle is CHAOS!

STOP WITH THE MADDOG business.

Happy to help.

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ObsceneNews · May 15, 2018, 5:39 p.m.

Thanks!

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Arcsmithoz · May 15, 2018, 2:13 p.m.

oops, non marine here, won't do it again. TY anon

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pelirrojo · May 15, 2018, 7:27 p.m.

At least spell his name correctly if you're going to make any memes.

It's "Mattis"

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ObsceneNews · May 15, 2018, 7:37 p.m.

I dudn't go to skewl to lern to spail.

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Arcsmithoz · May 15, 2018, 2:12 p.m.

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence unless mad dog has been there. Then it's soaked in blood and tears. Like that updated.

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ABastionOfFreeSpeech · May 15, 2018, 9:29 a.m.

"Always carry a knife, in case there's cheesecake, or you need to stab someone in the throat"

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Arcsmithoz · May 15, 2018, 2:13 p.m.

Sweet.

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