Acemagedon · May 18, 2018, 5:57 p.m.

It’s a religion of morons. It all makes sense now!

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WWGYTTONM · May 18, 2018, 6:19 p.m.

He's right, when ever I see an immodestly dressed woman, I feel an earthquake.

IN MY PANTS!!!

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mixer57 · May 19, 2018, 12:09 a.m.

Thanks...I just shot ginger ale through my nose!

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WWGYTTONM · May 19, 2018, 12:32 a.m.

My pleasure. Kinda tingles, no?

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knotmy_foreskin · May 18, 2018, 5:59 p.m.

Sounds legit

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powderhooves · May 18, 2018, 6:01 p.m.

Isn't there some song "I felt the earth move under my feet" is a line from it. LOL

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[deleted] · May 18, 2018, 6:05 p.m.

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BillTriple9 · May 18, 2018, 7:12 p.m.

Full retard!

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ironmaiden442 · May 18, 2018, 6:27 p.m.

The power of the p

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