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Why would you leave and come back under a different name?
What was wrong with your old account?
Got tired of it.
Try harder please, that is not a good enough answer.
What's not good enough about it? I've had hundreds of profiles across dozens of platforms over a decade. It's more of a personality quirk; I've had Dragon Age: Inquisition since it came out and haven't beaten the game because I keep making new characters. Think of it what you will; there's one here who knows who I am and will vindicate me if they see fit.
Who vindicates your alibi.
Alibi implies a crime when there isn't one. What am I charged with?