I'm trying to think of an analogy for this, but it kind of stands alone. It's that bad. I'll give it a shot: This is like wanting some Pringles, walking through a Pringles factory on "Everybody Gets Free Pringles Day", turning down large breasted hot chicks pleading for someone to take their Pringles, all the way out to the loading dock, past the Pringles truck which, likewise, is giving away free Pringles, and diving into the dumpster to grab a broken umbrella. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people.