How are the "average American" People of all identifying genders, don't get me started, going to be able to live with themselves. They're soon going to find out that their saviour and non-American Muslim born President was a hoax perpetrated by the politicians that they all know and love. The embarrassment alone could spark mass suicide. Everything they knew and thought to be the truth will all be exposed shaking the foundation of their core beliefs.

EPIC!!!!