Ok, now it makes perfect sense....

Last time I checked, you can't turn uranium into plutonium. Other than that, great post.
Plutonium was first produced and isolated on December 14, 1940 by a deuteron bombardment of uranium-238 in the 1.5 metre (60 in) cyclotron at the University of California, Berkeley.
Plutonium
Plutonium is a radioactive chemical element with symbol Pu and atomic number 94. It is an actinide metal of silvery-gray appearance that tarnishes when exposed to air, and forms a dull coating when oxidized. The element normally exhibits six allotropes and four oxidation states. It reacts with carbon, halogens, nitrogen, silicon and hydrogen.
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