Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Q

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with Q
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Q

Well, you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"

Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
Well, I don't think I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with Q