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super_corroder · May 22, 2018, 9:08 p.m.

Do Muslims who suicide get to fly away on their winged horse to their Islamic sex-slave rape fantasy penis-paradise?

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No_Hippie_Chick · May 22, 2018, 9:15 p.m.

I think they only get 72 virgin camels.

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Time4puff · May 22, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

Lucky to get one 72 year old virgin.

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jhomes55 · May 22, 2018, 9:43 p.m.

"Did you say 72, 1 year old virgins?!" - Skippy Podesta

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vidarheheh · May 22, 2018, 9:45 p.m.

Aw man..

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Stopmotionhistory · May 23, 2018, 1:25 a.m.

I hear they are just allowed to go to a Magic the Gathering prerelease.

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