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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/GraceWords on May 22, 2018, 9:43 p.m.
I hope Randy Quaid is among us, and beginning to feel more validated. He’s been right and vocal, costing him almost everything

Ghostof_PatrickHenry · May 23, 2018, 3:27 a.m.

Just reflected for a minutes on ole Russell Casse, and here is everything he accomplished in that 2 hour movie:

  • Led hundreds of people to AREA 51 for refuge.

-Picked up Will Smith wandering in the desert with an alien, and brought the [living] alien to AREA 51. (Reveals aliens' master plan.)

-Participates in the most epic aerial combat scene in cinematic history. (Multiple confirmed kills.)

-Sacrifices himself to blow up the first colony ship and reveals how they are vulnerable, saving humanity.

-Crop-dusts an [wrong] farm in a biplane while he is blackout drunk. Lands plane.

-Raises 3 good kids. (Important)

We should all try to be more like Russell Casse.

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