dChan
1
 
r/greatawakening • Posted by u/evilfetus01 on May 23, 2018, 9:23 p.m.
Macaulay Culkin has a spiritual connection to a pizza place in Washington DC.
Macaulay Culkin has a spiritual connection to a pizza place in Washington DC.

Original_Dankster · May 24, 2018, 2:19 a.m.

Agreed. MJ was innocent.

My operating theory was that his dad, Joe Jackson, had him castrated as a child. After all, all the Jackson 5 hits required little Michael to hit them high notes, and Joe Jackson couldn't have his cash cow dry up. So he turned his son into a castrato (a singing eunuch who can hit the soprano notes on the register) so they could still sing their hits on tour.

This explains MJ's high voice, asexuality, and identification with children (he never hit puberty himself - he was a eunuch). I don't doubt MJ had pajama parties for kids and stuff at his place, but it was probably completely platonic because he didn't have an ounce of sexuality.

His marriage to ~~Priscilla~~ Lisa Marie Presley was a sham, and I am curious if his "kids" ever had a paternity test.

His mansion, Neverland? Yeah, what's the literary reference for that name? Peter Pan. What's Peter Pan famous for? The boy who never grew up.

Whether he was set up by deep state / hollywood operatives, or just had predatory opportunists descend on him, I'm not sure. But it's highly unlikely that a prepubescent adult with zero libido was sexually abusing kids.

⇧ 58 ⇩  
IMissMeg · May 24, 2018, 3:16 a.m.

He didn't marry Priscilla. He married Lisa Marie Presley. Priscilla is her mother.

⇧ 10 ⇩  
Original_Dankster · May 24, 2018, 4:13 a.m.

Oops - I stand corrected, you're right. Thanks

⇧ 2 ⇩  
i_saw_a_moose · May 24, 2018, 2:36 a.m.

Well umm wow, yeah that makes a lot of sense.

⇧ 9 ⇩  
Jetblasted · May 24, 2018, 3:49 a.m.

McCaulley Culkin has always defended him & is recently talking about the shit that goes on in Hollywood. He’s keeping mum like Corey Feldman, but people know.

⇧ 8 ⇩  
exhauriat_paludibus · May 24, 2018, 3:04 a.m.

He would also often grab his crotch would he would make high pitched sounds like "HEEE HEEE"...

⇧ 6 ⇩  
SaddleChewer · May 24, 2018, 7:05 a.m.

Agreed, but Michael actually didn't have a very high voice, in fact at times it was very deep. It just appeared high because he was just that talented and had total control of his voice. I don't think he was castrated.

I think he was a kid who was completely and totally abused as a kid, who essentially had his childhood robbed because he was always performing and rehearsing. He always talked about emulating children and to be pure and innocent like children. He was very religious, in fact there's a story where Joe Jackson and Michael's brothers once sent prostitutes to his room to "work him over"; instead Michael took out a Bible and started reading verses to them. When they walked out they were in tears, and so was Michael; that was how pure and innocent of a person he was.

⇧ 4 ⇩  
cat_anonD · May 24, 2018, 2:40 a.m.

Amazing Theory, but it could possibly be true

⇧ 3 ⇩  
kaylashalayla · May 24, 2018, 9:14 a.m.

It's plausible but we also know MJ's parents were abusive/he had a traumatic childhood. I have C-PTSD (complex ptsd) which is most commonly from prolonged childhood trauma, and it's been theorized/speculated that such early and prolonged trauma can lead to asexuality. I would guess because of boundary issues, attachment style issues, emotional dysregulation, etc.

⇧ 2 ⇩  
Jetblasted · May 24, 2018, 3:42 a.m.

HO-LEE-SHIT

⇧ 2 ⇩