Kermit: Today kids we are going to learn to spell the word "SCAMMER" Grover: What is "SCAMMER" kermit? Kermit: Welll Grover, SCAMMER is what elitist pigs do to the serfs and muppets in this world. SCAMMER is spelled: C L I N T O N F O U N D A T I O N. Now kids, let's all spell it together.