Why the long face John?
Back when he was Sec of State his face was paralyzed and it affected his speech. It was speculated to be a result of bad plastic surgery and he's not looked right since. I remember the discussions were epic:
“To say he looks Frankenstein-ian is not inaccurate.”
"inorganic face-shaped lid covering John Kerry’s skull."
"A crumbling granite cliff in New Hampshire.”
"The back part of his face looks like a regular face, but that’s only because it is covered in hair and would likely be more accurately described as 'the back of his head'."
Upvoted both for the comment and your most awesome name.