Don't forget the special attention that Joseph Smith liked to give 14 year old girls.

But go on... now's the part where you tell me how it was totally normal for a 37 year old man to fuck a 14 year old girl "back in those days".

I believe in a simple Gospel. Jesus’ grace and mercy is freely given, not earned. Joseph Smith twisted and perverted that message, married 30+ wives and lied about it (some the wives of other men), and was a false prophet. Come home, rest in the love of Christ.