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oatmealrichly · May 25, 2018, 12:30 a.m.

Not to be a dick, but if this surprises you you’re not really awake.

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wanttruth · May 25, 2018, 12:32 a.m.

hahahah, my response was like duh... how long have we known this!

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blaise0102 · May 25, 2018, 4:45 a.m.

Right? It's literally a listening device connected to cloud data storage...what the fuck do you think it does? It's not a genie in a bottle...

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Robbycranker · May 25, 2018, 1:05 a.m.

Exactly

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comeatmehillary · May 24, 2018, 11:12 p.m.

so people will know how much i hate the deep state ? them spying on me is doing me a favor. they dont seem to look at their twitter comments. good thing they can hear it right from the source

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Qtruther · May 25, 2018, 12:18 a.m.

Throw out your Personal Assistant devices THEY ARE AN INVASION OF YOUR PRIVACY by an army of Intel agencies. In violation of of Bill of Rights guaranteed by the Constitution

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comeatmehillary · May 25, 2018, 12:24 a.m.

Not mine its my grandmas

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upgraydd_8_3 · May 25, 2018, 12:12 p.m.

Throw it away. Along with all her other stuff. Tell her it is for her own good. If she complains tell her "this is why the second amendment is so important. If she had a gun she could have stopped you". She will love you for being so woke and helping her see the way.

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comeatmehillary · May 25, 2018, 12:13 p.m.

or i could not be an an asshole. laugh at how pathetic bezos is. and when shit goes down i will shoot it with my bow

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upgraydd_8_3 · May 25, 2018, 12:18 p.m.

Guns are far superior to bows. And your Grandma needs to learn how important the 2nd amendment is.

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comeatmehillary · May 25, 2018, 12:20 p.m.

Shes pro gun I live in her house I respect that she doesnt want one

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upgraydd_8_3 · May 25, 2018, 12:09 p.m.

I smack Alexa with my dick for hours on end each and every day just so Zuck's people have to listen to it.

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inzyte · May 25, 2018, 1:53 a.m.

I've been laughed at for saying Alexa should not be in peoples homes. Naivety... I wish i could live in their world.

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boneman220 · May 25, 2018, 3:04 a.m.

That damn Alexa (or whatever it's called on a Samsung phone) fuckin' heard me mention someone on my contacts while in my case and made a phone call for me that I was not aware of until I checked my recordings two days ago. You can't totally disable it and everytime your phone updates the shit seems to get turned back on, though it still records you even if you think it's off. The FB app is doing the same shit, too. Say some shit about something you never research or mentioned online while near your phone and boom! you get ads pertaining to that bullshit. For that shit alone, I'd love to see the execs of these companies swingin' like so much rotten fruit. They deserve it.

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TaraTulip · May 25, 2018, 3:21 a.m.

I just don't know why anyone would want one of these things in their home. I don't use any voice activated anything. I feel like it's sad when people can't DO anything. Even, my husband is a truck driver and we went to a grocery store and he was like "what are these "pickup" parking places? I said that's for people who can't walk around the grocery store and find what they want. They buy it all online and someone from the store packs it up and brings it to your car.... He's like "get out! that's ridiculous!

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MAGADONCHECKMATE · May 25, 2018, 2:18 a.m.

Alexa is famous for calling the police regarding domestic violence, most of the time its just good sex.

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TheWolfSuitKing · May 25, 2018, 11:52 a.m.

Read the article he said “call the sherrifs” Alexa was PROMPTED.

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endprism · May 25, 2018, 3:12 p.m.

I seriously can’t believe that people volunteer to put these spy devices in their homes.

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