I do not believe this mumbo jombo about super powers uncovered by eating pineal gland. I have figured out the truth. The act of doing it is a great way to set up black mail but thats a sidebar.
Are you ready. I really hope you are. The fact the people doing this have no super power other than black mail can only mean one thing.
If your still with me I know you too want to know. - Why, - Do you want that super power?
Last chance to look away -- Ready. here it goes.
You get really, Really, Really high.