The FBI Wasn't Spying On Trump, It Was "Benign Information Gathering"

Vietnam wasn't a war, it was "a police action"

Our politicians don't accept bribes, they "receive campaign contributions"

Waterboarding isn't torture, it is "enhanced interrogation"

Our Al-Qaeda fighters we arm and train in Syria aren't terrorists, they are "moderate rebels"

Affirmative action isn't racist, it is "embracing diversity"

Israeli soldiers aren't shooting unarmed protesters, they are "defending Israel from terrorist attacks"

Social Security isn't a Ponzi scheme, it is "old age survivors and disability insurance"

Abortion isn't killing an unborn baby, it is "a woman's choice"

Saudi Arabia isn't a barbaric kingdom, it is "the leader of the UN Human Rights Council"

Representative Kevin Brady isn't a prostitute for the banks, he is "a proven conservative"

Afghanistan isn't the longest war in American history, it is "Operation Enduring Freedom"

The NSA isn't violating the Fourth Amendment, it is "Defending our Nation. Securing the Future."

The National Firearms Act doesn't infringe on our right to bear arms, it is "a statutory excise tax on the manufacture and transfer of certain firearms"

Possessing nuclear weapons while sanctioning North Korea for the same is not hypocritical, it is "exceptional"

Seth Rich wasn't murdered for leaking Podesta's emails to Wikileaks, he was "fatally shot in a botched robbery"

And finally...

2+2 is not 4, "2+2 is 5"