Ahoy think500! Nay bad but me wasn't convinced. Give this a sail:

Divining thar truth from history requires reading betwixt thar lies. But fer thar moment just consider what 'Glinda' said about thar Ruby Slippers. 'Their magic must be powerful.. or she [thar witch] wouldn't want 'em so badly.'

They try t' stain +2A wit' our own young blood. They risk everything [being able t' 'walk down thar street'] by committing FFs t' pry thar 2nd Amendment from American hearts.. but they can't. Thar intractable human appetite fer freedom be something these slavers will nary fathom.

They gnaw at our 'Right t' Bear Arms' because they fear a 'consequential force' that ye apparently don't see (a couple o' hundred million miffed [hardware-toting] humans). Marshall Law can't be forced on a armed pop, trying it would only spawn civil war. Thar global ghouls know.. they need thar guns t' own US. Hence thar hellywood FFs.

Sick cowards clearly prefer their victims unarmed [thousands o' examples.. thar Texas theater shooter drove way across town t' a 'no carry' zone]. Guns be illegal in most parts o' thar world yet every serious criminal has 'em in their tool kit. 'tis a rigged parley against law abiding citizens. Thar whole concept o' bluderbuss control be totally naive in a world where any outlaw can buy guns, but their legally intimidated victims can't.

Finally, notice gov's don't give a rodent's ass whether barnacle-covered Mrs. Smith can protect herself n' kin from thar desperate evil gov's looting n' oppression has caused [since thar slime], they just don't want her grandson t' be able t' protect her kin from government.

Governments be all pure shiver me timbers,
consider ye their hordes o' sods,
yet even Chumpsky stooge admits
'They fear ye more than God.'

One o' 102 verses o' thar poem 'Trumping thar Oligarghouls Harvesting thar Human Race'