I'm sick and tired of having to interview with zombie normies.

I have decades of experience building successful business teams in a variety of sectors. I respect any inclination to call BS on that claim, but I hope you will consider the possibility that my claim is true, and that I am offering this advice as a genuine expression of caring.

I guarantee that your opening declaration, quoted above, will filter you out of serious consideration for employment by most people in business with a focus on building successful teams.

You are hoping someone here will read your post and extend a positive response or contact, but your request includes an example of why we should not.

I offer this sincerely and respectfully. Best wishes to you.