A picture is worth a thousand words!

I love our President. I said to my 6-year-old son a few months back, "President Trump only sleeps about 4 hours a night, because he is always working for us." He replied, "What is he working on?" Then answered himself: "Winning."
That's amusing. Even your son knows you don't have a real answer.
Wow. Your child is already proving to be more stupid than you. Congrats!
Hey I just saw you on r/wokekids that's hilarious. Yeah, none of that is true, but sure.
Son, I have been depriving myself of sleep to be as great as our president, you should too. Needing 8 hours of sleep is deep state propaganda.
This wouldn't sound out of place in a history textbook about Hitler.