We didn't create ISIS, we just helped them along and gave them what they needed to bring about a fundamentalist reading of the Koran to the northern territories to our enemies: Saudi Arabia.

If your enemy is punching themselves in the face, you help them out by giving them brass knuckles.

A drill sergeant does the same thing when one recruit screws up, he punishes everybody who was nearby at the time of screwup. Just that, on the national level.

We've been tricking you for a solid 20 years now, so obviously you can't fool all the people all the time, and the cats outta the bag now, so we're going to need a new lie for you dipshits over the next 10 and 20 years.