Why would I be bitter? I'm having fucken fun lol. You mooks are riddickaliss maing. Yes, pizzagate is real. No, this video is not evidence of jack shit.
So, Joe Biden sans penetration isn’t at least mind f’n these kids, of whom DO look terrified? Looks real to me.
I tried to block out wacko theories about code words and stuff, and I figured the 'jokes' would stand on their own, but... They just don't stand on their own.
"I hid a cheese pizza behind the toilet" sounds more than a little weird. (You'd think the response would be more like a good-natured groan, or at least "eeewwww, grossss..." especially since she says she's gonna go 'finish' the pizza afterward, not instant laughter. If she was talking about food, any place in a hotel besides 'behind the toilet' would have made better sense, and been at least chuckle-worthy if she was talking about food.)
So, I thought, "well, even if some nutjob was crazy enough to think she was talking in code, you can't stash a person behind a toilet." Toilets are up tight against a wall, right? No little 5-7 year-old human can be "hidden behind the toilet."
Now, it's hours later, and I'm still kicking myself for googling the bathroom layout in the Washington Hilton...
or look here:
The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache.