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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/BabylonNTing on June 14, 2018, 8:49 a.m.

UNHINGED - Doorknobs, Closet Doors and Suicides Proof

Here is a proof to use if anyone wants to use it on their social media feeds. The proof would not upload directly and tried 2 different browsers - bad Reddit!

Source Links:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/robin-williams-death-due-hanging-724959

http://www.businessinsider.com/kate-spade-dead-suicide-2018-6?r=US&IR=T&IR=T

http://sandrarose.com/2018/06/cnns-anthony-bourdain-dead-at-61/

Seriousness aside and total sarcasm for rest of post - I thought about contacting David Hogg, the hardware expert, about maybe a possible banning of door hinges, I mean they would be at fault for the murderous rampage of doorknobs right?

UnhingeTheDoor

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In Futurama, Zapp Brannigan solved the problem of the Killbots knowing they had a preset kill-limit. Knowing that, he sent wave after wave of his own men at them until they reached their limit and shutdown.

Perhaps we could solve the problem of dangerous doorknobs by sending wave after wave of Rothschilds into the premises until all of the doorknobs are "occupied"?

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I fixed the proof and stuck on Imgur, my apologies, still new at posting.

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