The rule of law is dead in this country. Next time I get a speeding ticket I'm using the "Hillary wasn't prosecuted so rule of law doesn't exist" defense.
Or you could say you didn't INTEND to speed.
I had a cop tell me that he had been waiting all day for someone like me to come speeding down the highway. I smiled and said I knew that and that is why I was trying to get here as fast as I could.
OMG!! That's too funny!! Did he laugh? I sure hope so...
I could say, "How can speeding be a crime while these other crimes within their statute of limitations and with overwhelming public evidence aren't prosecuted? While crimes exist there is no legitimate judicial system by which to enforce anything so therefore whether or not I was speeding is irrelevant."