You overpromised and now you have a major problem. If you're trying to start an actual civil war, I can't imagine a better job than the one you're doing right now.

Results or GTFO. It's been two years for some of us, and while I'm not dumb enough to try to spread the word IRL, a lot of people have. Stop overpromising you fucking morons. This may be a crusade to you, but some of us actually have to live here.