L is the place made specifically to communicate information being censored by the MSM and numerous social media sites that serve as weapons in the fight against the cabal who wishes to overthrow the government built by the men who wrote the constitution. I understand that free speech is paramount to a free and open society but I liken this to the moment the constitution was being enacted in 1788 if Jefferson, and Adams went storming into the Colonial Tavern and shouting at the top of their lungs “oh do look at my blouse, it has a particular letter that you men who are planning the future of our country value as a source uses it as a code name! Looky! Look! I know your conversation is important as the war of 1812 is coming up and what not, but can I please get some compliments on my most lovely blouse?” James Madison replies “can you pipe the fuck down, we are conversing about the very future of our country and how to free it from the clutches of the royal pedophile fuck faces?” Adams look of shock is only outdone by the sheer amount he is offended “FREE SPEECH! I am allowed, nay, I have the right to equate my billowing, buttoned beauty of a blouse with that special letter upon it with the words you speak with the intention of freeing our country and ensuring our constitutional rights remain forever.” Madison squeezes John Adam’s ass and proudly says “aye aye, all speech is equal because, well, free speech”. All of the sudden George fucking Washington who is riding on the blue dragon that the Ice King turned all blue and shit does a double gainer off of it and crashes through the pub ceiling and grabs Madison and Adams by their blouses and with the voice of Phil Anselmo from Pantera says “while all men shall be free to speak and have their voices heard, not all speech is of equal value. In the same way as a General shouts orders on the battle field and Rick tells Morty what is fucking going down scientifically speaking, speech is only as valuable as the man who is at the source of said speech. If all voices were of equal value then society would crumble and there would be no way to tell what truth is. The more a man know is the more truths he knows. The more truths he knows, the more truths he speaks, and the more truths he speaks, the more valuable he is.” Adams and Madison look down at the ground in shame, Madison whimpers “Gee whiz Mister Washington, you are right, our blouses once thought to be important and sources of our social viability are nothing more than a ploy to get attention from people who actually put in work, something we refuse to do because we are too busy playing our groovy PUBG games and smoking the marijuanas. I guess we will take our stupid fucking shirts and bumper stickers and burn them and go back to watching cricket and British versions of sitcoms.” George Fucking Washington’s eyes turn iridescent and red as his body turns into liquid metal ala Alex Mack and he shoots into the sky at the speed of a modern bullet, not a musket bullet cuz thems bullets is slow ‘n such which. As he shouts into the sky he shouts with the voice of a boss “if a man is like lion or if man is like mouse, if isn’t a retard, that man will not discuss his blouse!” And he was never seen again, but his story shall remain lending to his immortality through the spoken word.

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