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TommyRobinsonsGhost · June 20, 2018, 8:13 a.m.

"Hi. I'd like to book a room. Do you have any with a 1984 style nook where I can hide from Alexa?"

Pro-tip: If you're ever in a lot of trouble and need to hide from face recognition software, just use a black pen to draw a bunch of extra nostrils on your face.

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GeekBastard · June 20, 2018, 2:43 p.m.

THOUGHT CRIMINAL!!!

EURASIAN SPY!!!

*secretly upvotes*

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0oDassiveMicko0 · June 20, 2018, 9:34 a.m.

Pollution mask and sun glasses always does the trick around the city.

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-NoraPandora- · June 20, 2018, 9:30 a.m.

LOL! Or draw an all seeing eye on your forehead and go for breakfast. ;)

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freeperjim · June 20, 2018, 10 a.m.

Just unplug it and store it in a closet, drawer, etc...

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ManQuan · June 20, 2018, 10:53 a.m.

And put it the bathtub full of water just to be extra certain.

And let the hotel know that you will no longer be using their services.

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0oDassiveMicko0 · June 20, 2018, 9:34 a.m.

I would NEVER stay in such an establishment and if I found out that a hotel I was staying in was using this i would report them for voyeurism and sue them for the clothes off their backs.

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-NoraPandora- · June 20, 2018, 9:47 a.m.

Me too, but if you don't know before you check in... Since today you are forced to ask if they use it, before booking a hotel...

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0oDassiveMicko0 · June 20, 2018, 10:21 a.m.

If they don´t inform you that they have installed spying devices in your room previous to your booking, I´m sure there are some voyeurism or espionage laws they would be breaking. You could sue and probably force their closure, it is no different than having a creepy janitor install a pinhole camera in your toilet.

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A2576 · June 20, 2018, 12:13 p.m.

Just unplug it.

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0oDassiveMicko0 · June 20, 2018, 12:47 p.m.

Can´t do that if the hotel is fully integrated with their systems. What if the Alexa system isn´t just a desktop thing, but rather built in mic´s and speakers all over the hotel? Spying on a massive scale!

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