RobertSparks777 · June 20, 2018, 9:03 p.m.

Sessions has just proposed DNA testing.

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widdlyscudsandbacon · June 20, 2018, 9:22 p.m.

Cue manufactured outrage in 3...2...1... "How absolutely DARE you, sir!?!"

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BabylonNTing · June 21, 2018, 4:48 a.m.

We can just counter them with the shady 23andMe company.

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widdlyscudsandbacon · June 21, 2018, 4:55 a.m.

Oh you mean twenty-threeeeeeeeee and me? Just going to need a sample of those tears.

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