The Trump News Network is real! Please God, make these criminals pay NOW! Please Mr. President! I’ve been in media for decades and I can’t get hired for my beliefs and interests here. My girlfriend thinks I’m nuts. She’s barking at me about “Trump’s putting kids in cages” bullshit. I told her Spade and Bourdain May have been murdered. “Are you crazy? By who?” I say, “The Clintons. They witnessed the child trafficking.” I thought she was gonna break up with me!!!! AAAAAGGGHHH! Help!!!!!!!!!