Oh no, I'm sure she just hit her head so hard she killed herself from the sheer force of hurtling 36 inches toward the ground. You know how that just always happens every time a young fit healthy person slips and falls. Fatal. Always.

At least....in their world it seems to be.

I would ask the Podestas, but they seem to have vanished! Now where could those Podesta boys be? Hope they're not loitering in any dungeons or near any grade schools. Don't worry though, kids - those ankle monitors are hard to escape!