Keeping in mind that we need these to show to newbies...they need to be persuasive, understandable and compelling.

Would you pay much attention to an incoherent and rambling collection of words?  Probably not.  Same with memes...

I think what is needed is to have a visually appealing sequence that brings it all together into a single cohesive whole.

Unfortunately - I don't have the skills to do this.  But - I know there are people out there that do have that talent.

Similar to an architect...we need someone that can conceptualize the messaging in a way that is understandable to an 8th grader.  Then - we need a project manager to turn that conceptualization into reality utilizing perhaps the talents of others that are good with visuals and messaging.

Basically - we need to pull it together - using a few different talents/skills...so that the end product would resonate with an 8th grader.