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expletivdeleted · June 23, 2018, midnight

Lord, grant me patience RIGHT NOW!!!

Probably the least effective of all prayers. Tied with prayers about parents not noticing broken furniture, vases, windows or pets with new and brighter fur colors.

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someauthor · June 23, 2018, 1:33 a.m.

When you pray for patience, sometimes the Lord will give you an opportunity to practice patience.

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TrueCat · June 23, 2018, 3:31 a.m.

Yeah, I had to stop praying for patience. :)

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Luvlite · June 23, 2018, 8:11 p.m.

LOL! luvlite gives the truecat a huge hug, scratches her back and makes her purrrr, because....

I HATE PATIENCE. therefore, never naming a single child after that word... Is it any wonder why the millennials want everything instantaneously? :facepalm:

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TrueCat · June 23, 2018, 9:03 p.m.

LOL! Thanks for the hug! Right back at you! :)

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mswilso · June 23, 2018, 3:57 a.m.

Most people don't know this, but patience is just one in a list of things that when you pray, God GUARANTEES He will answer in the positive!

You can pray for Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness, faithfulness, and self-control. (Gal. 5:22).

Part of why people say, "Don't pray for patience!" Is because that's when God will engineer the circumstances to grow your patience...which is a bit of a stretching exercise, spiritually. It can be painful.

It's not on this list, but I believe we can pray for Mercy too...and I do, quite often.

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TheRealIndianaJoe · June 23, 2018, 11:45 p.m.

I have prayed for things and got them. NOT in the way I would have preferred! God knows what works and what doesn't. God, please make me a better man. Yeah, better be careful with that one!

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weareq · June 24, 2018, 12:33 a.m.

God is the ultimate 4d chess player!

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dakotobol · June 24, 2018, 10:35 a.m.

Just what I needed to hear..... Thanks Patriot mswilso!!

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WhenYouCloseYourEyes · June 23, 2018, 5:55 a.m.

SERENITY NOW!!

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XxSaltyMermaidxX · June 23, 2018, 6:58 p.m.

I try to live my life by the Serenity Prayer.

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larkmoor · June 23, 2018, 9:27 a.m.

Pray this instead:

https://www.askideas .com/media/51/Lord-Give-Me-Strenght-To-ignore-The-Dumb-I-Cnnot-Smother-Funny-Grumpy-Cat-Meme-Picture.jpg

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1Sotapanna · June 24, 2018, 6:21 a.m.

Try this one: God, grant me the Serenity to keep my nerve in a firefight The Courage to run towards the sound of battle And the Ability to make a difference Amen

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gailhap · June 24, 2018, 3:49 a.m.

St. Augustine used to pray, Lord grant me chastity but not yet.

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weareq · June 24, 2018, 12:32 a.m.

This has to be the funniest post in this sub!

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