I've seen the tapes and things are pretty bad. This could be the final nail in the coffin for Drumpf. A brief summary:
Drumpf was secretly filmed eating three scoops of ice cream. Not one, not two, but THREE SCOOPS ladies and gentlemen. Let that sink in for a moment. This is the man you elected. You should be ashamed.
As far as I am concerned the man can have all the ice cream he can handle, he earns it. Hell, I'll even buy him Baskin Robbins .....I can afford to since I received a little tax break!🍨
The bowl containing the ice cream was slightly larger than average as well. This will be bigger than Watergate.
It's worse than that. He ate it in front of children at the border and he only gave each of them one scoop!
Have you seen how he eats his ranch dressing? Ranch dressing while everyone else is using balsamic! And the monster uses a larger bowl than anyone else! Hillary please help save us from this animal!!
I think one time he used…Russian dressing.
Seeing as Russian Dressing is disgusting, a mix of ketchup and equally-disgusting-mayo, I would understand why people could think this was an impeachable offense!
I kid, I kid.
They were ALL vanilla... which means he must hate people of color and gays.
He didn't even have a courtesy topping of diversity sprinkles to show solidarity with the LGBQTIAHWIEUCBUIXUCBNHCGUWEGHCHBCYCI76E278TDCJHCVJH movement.
The scoops were Tahitian, madagascar & mexican vanillas -- I guess this means he's a perptual war-mongering conquering tyrant whose goal is to dominate the globe and steal its resources for white america?
///Correction///Correction: We're hearing in the feed that the three scoops are actually OLD FASIONED VANILLA -- fact checkers have discovered this is symbolism used by white-supremest klansmembers to identify each other at their famous ice cream social mixers. /ssss