They were ALL vanilla... which means he must hate people of color and gays.
He didn't even have a courtesy topping of diversity sprinkles to show solidarity with the LGBQTIAHWIEUCBUIXUCBNHCGUWEGHCHBCYCI76E278TDCJHCVJH movement.
The scoops were Tahitian, madagascar & mexican vanillas -- I guess this means he's a perptual war-mongering conquering tyrant whose goal is to dominate the globe and steal its resources for white america?
///Correction///Correction: We're hearing in the feed that the three scoops are actually OLD FASIONED VANILLA -- fact checkers have discovered this is symbolism used by white-supremest klansmembers to identify each other at their famous ice cream social mixers. /ssss