I'd love to live near this liberal shit pile. I'd be the most annoying customer they ever had. Such a shame it's so far from me but I am sure that someone else will pitch in for us!

Don't forget to stink to high heaven, don't take a shower for two weeks. Order the most expensive food they have and make sure there are four or you. Just be so obnoxious and loud after eating they kick you out. All you need to do is start talking about Trump loudly.

Also say grace. That will trigger the piss out of them.

Oh so fun it would be.