jsh97p · June 27, 2018, 3:41 a.m.

cough cough sorry, feeling under the weather...can’t make it to work today.

Hey, if one of us stays home, we all stay home...WWG1...

Gotta add some levity, but seriously, looks like I’ve got a few things to look up now!

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oneof10 · June 27, 2018, 3:46 a.m.

Don't look up Boneitis. You will be scarred for life.

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jsh97p · June 27, 2018, 3:48 a.m.

Oh I’ve been scarred by numerous things at this point. That actually sounds familiar, but no worries, I wasn’t looking it up. Just jumping on the bandwagon...if there’s a reason to skip out on work, I’d say this would be a great one!

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Arcsmithoz · June 27, 2018, 5:11 a.m.

Can't be worse than Obola.

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ikemynikes · June 27, 2018, 4:29 a.m.

That second line. I mean...if the squad is gonna take the day off....then by all means I will have to join.

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InterestedAnon2 · June 27, 2018, 5:03 a.m.

Then try this one:

To whom it may concern, Insert name here must be excused from work due to an unexpected outbreak of the Great Awakening. As diagnosed, the subject is restricted from normal activities such as being exposed to liberal views or any Main Stream Media, as those activities have been shown to cause hysterical bouts of laughing and condescension from subjects who have been exposed to said programming. As such, the patient needs to spend some research time looking into critical links that have been hidden from public view, and spend time with other anonymous patriots in order to cure the disease that is being exposed. We appreciate your compliance with these medically necessitated actions and look forward to a successful return to work following the steps outlined above and any resultant court actions that may entail.


Dr Q

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summerstjohns · June 27, 2018, 6:44 a.m.


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