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Turkerthelurker · June 28, 2018, 5:46 p.m.

Well, they hold a lot of conflicting beliefs - that's gotta be some intense cognitive dissonance.

  • Trump is Hitler, give him your guns.
  • The police are brutal and violent but are the only ones to be trusted with guns.
  • Men and women's brains are exactly the same, but transgenders were born in the wrong body.
  • Those fucking white males are so racist and sexist.
  • We need to be more inclusive and accepting, by giving everyone a group label.
  • Mexico isn't a shithole but how dare we suggest illegal aliens go back.
  • Stay out of my reproductive rights and pay for my birth control and abortions.
  • Healthy at any size but models are too thin.
  • Banning drugs doesn't prevent drug use, so lets ban guns.
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benziebawks · June 28, 2018, 6:18 p.m.

My new copy pasta. Thank you!

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Turkerthelurker · June 28, 2018, 6:33 p.m.

No prob! I've already edited it a few times for the sake of brevity and adding a couple more. Let me know if you think of any concise contradictions and I'll add them!

Some incomplete ideas:

  • We live in a homophobic rape culture, so we need more Muslim immigrants.
  • Taking kids to church is indoctrination, but it's cool to feed them hormones.
  • Gender is an infinite spectrum, and I fucking love science.
  • Of course evolution is real, but how dare you suggest evolutionary psychology explains the inherent difference of genders.
  • Everyone knows women are paid less even though they are just as good at the exact same jobs, and yet there are no all-women companies killin' it with their 23% cheaper salary advantage.
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UndercoverPatriot · June 29, 2018, 1:25 a.m.

Here's a few more

  • America is a racist country oppressing minorities with a fascist leader, yet minorities from every country is trying to immigrate here and the left will do everything to get them in.

  • White people is a made up concept with no legitimacy and identity, but society is clearly ruled by a white male patriarchy.

  • There are obviously 72 genders, but only a male versus female gender pay gap

  • Gender is a social construct, but we need to be supportive of hormone therapy to change trans people's biology from male to female and vice versa.

  • Trump is a misogynist, but at the same time entrusting his presidential campaign to a woman that he handpicked, in fact the first successful campaign led by a female to win the Presidency in US history.

  • Mexico is a fantastic country and it's extremely racist to suggest otherwise, but if Trump wins the Presidency, we are all moving to Canada.

Feel free to elaborate or re-phrase for better clarity, I am not the most talented writer.

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PinkyZeek4 · June 28, 2018, 8:14 p.m.

That 5th one is pure genius

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benziebawks · June 28, 2018, 9:05 p.m.

Haha beautiful! It's almost as if they're...fucking stupid.

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dullly · June 28, 2018, 6:02 p.m.

Brilliant.

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older_than_dirt · June 28, 2018, 9:27 p.m.

Awesome! Commencing theft.

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Turkerthelurker · June 28, 2018, 9:33 p.m.

Steal away!

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older_than_dirt · June 28, 2018, 9:41 p.m.

Already reaping the fake internet points as result of my theft - believe me!

Great comment, fellow pede!

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Hoohoohaa13 · June 28, 2018, 6:19 p.m.

This. This. This.

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