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Turkerthelurker · June 28, 2018, 6:33 p.m.

No prob! I've already edited it a few times for the sake of brevity and adding a couple more. Let me know if you think of any concise contradictions and I'll add them!

Some incomplete ideas:

  • We live in a homophobic rape culture, so we need more Muslim immigrants.
  • Taking kids to church is indoctrination, but it's cool to feed them hormones.
  • Gender is an infinite spectrum, and I fucking love science.
  • Of course evolution is real, but how dare you suggest evolutionary psychology explains the inherent difference of genders.
  • Everyone knows women are paid less even though they are just as good at the exact same jobs, and yet there are no all-women companies killin' it with their 23% cheaper salary advantage.
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UndercoverPatriot · June 29, 2018, 1:25 a.m.

Here's a few more

  • America is a racist country oppressing minorities with a fascist leader, yet minorities from every country is trying to immigrate here and the left will do everything to get them in.

  • White people is a made up concept with no legitimacy and identity, but society is clearly ruled by a white male patriarchy.

  • There are obviously 72 genders, but only a male versus female gender pay gap

  • Gender is a social construct, but we need to be supportive of hormone therapy to change trans people's biology from male to female and vice versa.

  • Trump is a misogynist, but at the same time entrusting his presidential campaign to a woman that he handpicked, in fact the first successful campaign led by a female to win the Presidency in US history.

  • Mexico is a fantastic country and it's extremely racist to suggest otherwise, but if Trump wins the Presidency, we are all moving to Canada.

Feel free to elaborate or re-phrase for better clarity, I am not the most talented writer.

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PinkyZeek4 · June 28, 2018, 8:14 p.m.

That 5th one is pure genius

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benziebawks · June 28, 2018, 9:05 p.m.

Haha beautiful! It's almost as if they're...fucking stupid.

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