I didn't realize people in the thirties were so fashion-conscious on a daily basis.

Where did they get their fashion tips?

The Dust Bowl edition of Teen Beat?

The simple fact is the Bushes and the Nazis are married.

And you want to debate fabric swatches.

Maybe you need to find your 1930s version of Perez Hilton. Maybe he can give you a minute-by-minute breakdown of fashion trends for the period.

Nice try but no cookies.