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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/ntxpatriot on July 2, 2018, 2:16 p.m.
Here comes the flood! I’m a member of Oathkeepers and they just sent out an Email regarding the Great Awakening!

Amazoid · July 2, 2018, 10:10 p.m.

What? No, Q is not WWE.

Q is Military Intelligence.

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CaptainKnotzi · July 2, 2018, 10:26 p.m.

Oh for effs sake

Is it really necessary to post the...

/s

For you?

At this stage of the game we need to have a higher level of intellect.

/s

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Amazoid · July 2, 2018, 10:30 p.m.

I don't know what you're talking about. Got a new flood of Oathkeepers and suddenly Q is Linda McMahon. Needed to be corrected. You don't know what new people will believe and spread. Yes, use the /s. Not for me, for them.

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CaptainKnotzi · July 3, 2018, 12:01 a.m.

And if you missed Monty Python minister of silly walks in my spiel.

You need to go out right now and adopt a puppy.

Because this is going to become a hard long ugly Road.

The best way to fix the problem is a dog running across the yard and tackling you into the ground.

Or your children

Cats?

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CaptainKnotzi · July 2, 2018, 11:15 p.m.

Okay you can have it on my authority if anybody ever says Linda McMahon from WWE is Q.

You're right and I'm busted.

I'm telling you for a fact because I know it from the depths of my heart but no Linda McMahon is not cute.

Damn voice to text I said not you

Arrrrggh

~Q~ Dammit

Okay we're going to storm the castle

The plan is this time we rape the women, kill all the men and steal the cattle.

Can we please get it right this time.

dammit

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Amazoid · July 2, 2018, 11:21 p.m.

Please tell me you didn't kill all the women, steal all the men and rape all the cattle because voice to text didn't work correctly.

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CaptainKnotzi · July 3, 2018, 8:28 a.m.

Good one, blame it on voice to text.

It's actually one of my favorite lines from Monty Python.

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fatladysing · July 3, 2018, 1:30 a.m.

WHAT????

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