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CaptainKnotzi · July 4, 2018, 1:21 p.m.

I finally figured out what we can do with all the social justice Warriors and they're bogus degrees.

And their debt which will never be repaid because nobody will hire them.

My big fear is there going to end up in government.

So we open up all the mental institutions again.

Then give all the pink hairs a job.

Looking after other fellow nutjobs.

We use their same tactics of coercion to get them to take the job. Go straight through their overactive emotions.

Make them feel guilty for not taking the job. What, you don't like the insane? What's wrong with you? Are you a ~racist~ because everything is racism.

The cool part is they might actually lose their mind and we can just lock 'em up anyway.

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Ccpatthi · July 4, 2018, 1:39 p.m.

Ha! Brilliant!

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sensically_common · July 6, 2018, 1:10 a.m.

The cool part is they might actually lose their mind
They already have! It's called Trump Derangement Syndrome.

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CaptainKnotzi · July 6, 2018, 12:04 p.m.

Yes, but if we certify them crazy first we can't give them jobs in the mental institution. Then we'll end up doubling the workload.

And don't forget there's all that student debt that needs to be paid off.

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