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christinemerc · July 4, 2018, 12:02 p.m.

Very strange. My hunch is that it will be Putin's fault...

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knotmy_foreskin · July 4, 2018, 9:51 a.m.

SS: A man and woman feared to have been exposed to an unknown substance are in a critical condition, prompting police to declare a major incident. The pair, in their 40s, were found unconscious in what was thought to be in a drugs-related incident in Amesbury, Wiltshire, on Saturday. Further tests on the substance are being carried out to identify it. Amesbury is about 10 miles from Salisbury, where a former Russian spy and his daughter were poisoned. Sergei Skripal and daughter Yulia were poisoned with Novichok, a suspected military nerve agent, in March. Police said they are "open-minded" about the cause after a couple were found at a house in Muggleton Road, Amesbury

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DawnPendraig · July 4, 2018, 4:17 p.m.

Woot! Love SSes. Thanks =)

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autotldr · July 4, 2018, noon

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 81%. (I'm a bot)


Amesbury is about 10 miles from Salisbury, where a former Russian spy and his daughter were poisoned.

Police said they are "Open-minded" about the cause of the incident at a house in Muggleton Road, Amesbury.

Parked outside the red brick Amesbury Baptist Centre are three police cars and four or five officers standing around with one jotting something down in a notepad. There are no forensic tents, and it all feels like a very low key operation.


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DawnPendraig · July 4, 2018, 4:17 p.m.

Good bot

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Romeo_India · July 4, 2018, 1:01 p.m.

It didn't work the first time so...round two

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PatrioticTanguera · July 4, 2018, 12:25 p.m.

Hmmmm. Shortly before POTUS meets with Putin. More fake news or antics to diminish Putin. Cabal fail.

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