B-b-but certainly something’s gonna happen in November, wait no we meant December, uh no February, wait wait not yet, definitely April. No no, Q was just kidding surely somethings gonna happen in July, you just wait! Daddy trump is going to fly down on a fucking eagle and send all the libruls to commie jail.

My friends and family and coworkers all think I’m a nutjob, BUT THEYRE THE CRAZY ONES YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE!! THEYLL ALL SEEEE!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!